{"product_id":"home-house-new-neighbors-arent-assholes-card","title":"Home House New Neighbors Aren't Assholes Card","description":"Hope your new neighbors aren't complete assholes. Congrats on your new home!\n\n𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝:\n• Purchased a new home.\n• Retired.\n• Lost weight.\n• Recent empty-nesters.\n\nEach card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.\n\n• [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2.\n• [envelope color] recycled kraft brown.\n• [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2.\n• [material] paper.\n• [inside] blank.","brand":"Muddy Mouth Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52756165329181,"sku":"8012","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/2202\/1171\/files\/4aa7e2a23e70425fe8829ff893d63158a6d59754eba833d57e84f6693a3babf1.jpg?v=1786551708","url":"https:\/\/www.the19thcollective.com\/products\/home-house-new-neighbors-arent-assholes-card","provider":"The 19th Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}